The female captor makes these strange things. Find them at http://www.facebook.com/ModernDayFairytales
Personally, I would like to eat the mouse shaped key but she won’t let me.
The personal, private musings of the Honorable Catness Greyfur Blackbrow the Third.
From her Majesty’s Diary 1.31
Dear Diary,
Staring at the humans squinty eyed for long periods of time makes them nervous and sometimes, drop things. I managed to get a whole salmon to myself using this technique.
Must recommend to all catkind.
Catness.
maxcy asked:
Have you ever heard of YouTube? It's a wonderful website where you can post a video. Perhaps if you filmed a call for help and uploaded it, a lion may see it and come rescue you.
Thank you, comrade! This youtube is a revelation! I must find a way to do this ‘video’, as you call it, myself and put it on the warm thing. Perhaps I can find two great big lion friends to come and save me.
musings-of-a-cat-deactivated201 asked:
Greetings, Catness. I just want to say that your plight wounds me. Though I cannot escape from my humans, as they saved my life, I wish you the best in finding your freedom!
Ah yes, comrade. You are indeed in their debt. I, however, was taken from my mother and brought to this place where I have been imprisoned for far too long. Post a conversation with the dog, I fear they may have used a brain washing technique to make him that stupid and I may just be next! *Meowwww*
From her Majesty’s Diary 1.30
Dear Humans,
I would like to say on behalf of all catkind, that when we take over the planet, we are not planning on eleminating your race. I cannot stress this enough, we are NOT going to kill you. We are not benevolent, but we do not believe in wasting good resources.
You will be our slaves.
Catness.
xsnowzx asked:
Most of your followers are human, what do you plan on doing if someone is associated with your prison guards?
Negative. My followers are too nice and cat friendly to associate with my prison guards. *purrs*
From her Majesty’s Diary 1.29
Dear Diary,
Once again, I have been brought down from my human training position in the tree. I chose to climb higher this time. The female human brought me down. She was a little rougher than normal.
*sigh* I’m going to have to restart my training from the lowest branch again. Curses.
Catness.
From her Majesty’s Diary 1.28
Dear Diary,
Post starting to write this diary, I have realised that the dog always talks in caps lock. There is no middle path with him, honestly. He’s either completely silent or caps locking everywhere.
Maybe the Humans keep him around to make themselves feel smart?
Catness
From her Majesty’s Diary 1.27
Dear Diary,
Today, the female human found naked female human pictures on the warm thing, again. She tends to scream a lot whenever she does that.
I don’t see what the problem is. I never wear clothes.
Catness
acid-paws asked:
Omg your blog is perf
Thank you, comrade. I appreciate all the images of catkind on yours as well.
